High off of my last few achievements (and scared as hell from having eaten a possibly contaminated hot dog as I sit here waiting for any dangerous symptoms to possibly show up) I couldn't help but, admidst my constant picturing and thumbnailing, get the urge to look up Female Clothing Water Inflation again.

Same scene, same desire-a girl having her clothes inflated full of water until they pop.  The same trap gets me everytime, something so simple! It's gotta be out there!

Sigh, maybe my problem lies in acting like Youtube is the world....

But female inflation brings all the same: The weight gain, the body inflation, the butt, the breasts (which are stil hot in their own right) but....STILL no water hose running in the skirt? No, slip and trip of a firehose down the panties? No...garden hose getting caught up a pant leg?! WHY?!?!?

I've asked the inflation communties, although out of all of them-just about. Expansion Mansion, Body Inflation, Process-Productions, Stonegate, Fur...something, the last but not least is AniFlation, which I have yet to register to yet.

Again, it's cool that it's looks like I'll be the first gy in the world to do this to an animated female character, but that part of me still wants to see it done...


TO WIPE THIS FROM MY HEAD!!!



Yea that's right, I made it nice and big, asorb it-it's the orgin and bane of my clothes filling fetish.

Just think about it, I saw this cartoon as a kid-water and hoses and pants and shirts filling up with them interested me, Double Dare was popular, one thing lead to another right?

I was obsessed with water balloonsand...HA-HI I EVEN BEGUN TO TAKE CLOTHED DOLLS AND HOOK THEM TO BATH FAUCETS, FILLING THEIR CLOTHES WITH WATER?

And you know what-during the...very awkward...transition into enjoyment on a sexual level, I lucklily pulled myself out of a bisexual snag.

I'll bare all right now damnit, I filled maledoll's clothes with water too, and got an erection from the Big Wash scene.

DAMN IT-that just had to be let go somewhere....

Again-one thing's led to another, and though I stil find elements about it all fascinating (The Big Wash)-I'm straighter than a ruler.

That said-I am the world's BIGGST advocate for this scene happening to a girl.FINALLY!

Why did Clyde and the gang go ahead and stick Goofy's ass right in our face. My biggest frustratio comes in the could've.

Things start sounding famiiar.

How many female characters does Disney have?! To be fair-keeping within those years and not counting feature films-Clarabelle Cow, Daisy Duck, Minnie Mouse, and Clara Cluck. To expand even more, Snow White, Cinderella, Alice, Cruella Deville. And just when Disney thinks they have an excuse! Princess Jasmine, Gadget, Peg, Sleeping Beauty, That Hot Chick from Sleeping Beauty I Forget the Name of, Mulan, and AND-if them being not being close to Goofy is an excuse....a cute female dog named Glory-Bee was Goofy's girlfriend in the comics, and the typical dumb blonde role.

Could she have not tried to wash a circus elephant?!

And oh yeah, the reason I bold Clarabelle Cow is because she's PUSHED as a female Goofy (however I yet to se her demostrate How To Sew or something like that)

Don't get me wrong-I don't hate Goofy, I love Goofy! He was my childhood (or at least a big part of it)

I just hate this sexist bullshit in the animation industry.

HEY GUYS! What happen? What's wrong with making a female character more than a sidekick? What's wrong with an anvil or two, or a hose down the panties?

It's just so frustrating to think of a hose being down Minnie Mouse's panties, and the fact that Disney could've made it real.

Then again-who the hell am I blaming? Hell I'm an aspiring animator myself...I know a little about the process.

The Big Wash was animated by a team of 4 animators, written by a 2 person team, and directed by the legendary Clyde Geronomi (hence my earlier statement).

Ironically enough, these same names did stuff like Fantasia (and one of the Big Wash crew had something to do with Mulan most recently-funny that another male water inflation is in that )

I just want to know why-in 60 years, has this antic skipped female characters altogether?!

It can't be that no one has the balls (or ovaries?) to rip off Disney-if it hasn't been done to a female how is it stealing?

Well I do (the balls that is)-and I will.

But till then I'm still pretty damn disappointed.

A tiny bit of hope came in the form of Princes Jasmine a few years ago, when wiped out by the sea.


BEAUTIFUL!

But hardly an inflation, just pants that catch some water.

And leave it to Disney to do ONE thing SOMEWHAT like a female scene, but have stuck hoses in more men's pants over the years...

...sigh...

Can't say I haven't tried to fix things myself











I must close by saying, if you have seen, heard of, or FOUND anything close to what I'm looking for PLEASE, PLEASE,PLEASE let me know....

And NO DEVIANTART!  I've seen it all...
 

VOTES CLOSE WED. THE 17TH!!!

Let's take this home people, victory is right around the corner!



Alright, so I may not be pushing anyone for Nov 2008 US Election (although I'm a Democrat, so Obama's looking about right) I will sure as hell push a WAM poll that looks like it's going into fruition.

http://www.crazyprofile.com/poll/poll.asp?poll_id=58435&optionp=vote2&vot=true

Ahem, are you a fan of WAM? Clothes filling? FEMALE TROUSER FILLING?!

Then I encourage you, please-vote at this poll for "pudding in my pants."

Without a doubt-female trouser fillings are at an all time low-and rarely every happen.  Men populate this are on Youtube and television, and for years it's leaned towards men. I assure you, when oppurtunities like this happen, there's no time to miss!

http://www.crazyprofile.com/poll/poll.asp?poll_id=58435&optionp=vote2&vot=true

Spread the word!

Why pudding in the pants?

It's one of the thickest, coldest, and wettest WAM substances.

Some of the best clips we've had already have been pudding.

Most slime is a pudding like mixture.

Do you want another clip on par with Custard Pants Girl, or the 4 Gallons of Pudding Video? THEN THIS IS YOUR CHANCE!

Don't miss this vote, ALL you have to do is go to this link, nothing more!-http://www.crazyprofile.com/poll/poll.asp?poll_id=58435&optionp=vote2&vot=true

Update:We've swapped lead with Slime over the Head several times, and now we are again-it's great to see such an effort by the pants filling community, let's keep it up and not accept a loss!

DING DING DING, oatmeal girl!



...oh my goodness, a pitcher full of oatmeal-a hot girl about to open up her pants for them to empty it into?!?!

THIS......IS......



....one of two of the only pictures they had...

If there's one thing as frustrating (but no where near as much) as male WAM, it's taunt WAM. You know, the guy stepping in at the last second when the girl says, "I'll do it!" or, like these two pics, SEEING the oatmeal, seeing her hold her pants open-but not seeing it go in?!

Yea, annoying-but of interest is the second pic anyways:



Quite notiecably, most if not all that pitcher is gone. Her once white sock is now inflated and discolored, the same tint as the oatmeal, and best of all-when looking right at her foot, it's surrounded by a thick puddle of it.

Oh well, new (hot) pants filling results nonetheless!

Caught the (free) MMO bug...gee those things are addictive huh? Needed something to pass the lazy, roommates that don't share my interest, don't feel like doing the non-color theory homework, college time-and I sure got it (Eudemons).

Ahem...nonetheless, my abscense-for those rare, few (or just one) that watch me-was due to a huge fuckup with my laptop. I pondered blogging from my school's Computer Lab, but figured...eh.

Ah-seems I've lost no skill in going off of a tangent.

It's healthy to step back and think about what you're thankful for already, as opposed to what you always want-and admidst all my ranting about things that are over four to eight years old,  a few sexually satisfying gems have popped up in recent weeks that have been quite great, gems I show now:

Room Full of Girls in Mini Skirts, and Ice Dares
Combining the words ice, poured, and down in the same sentence rarely yields anythings besides male results, and when it does bring about girls-it's usually snuck down her shirt, and about one cube-but then a gem like this comes along:


Closing your eyes won't make that huge spoonful of ice any warmer.



Told ya!!



Then things get better, much, much better when they decide the ice should go down the panties too.

Funnel Pranks Galore

When I first heard about the drop a penny in the funnel prank online seven years ago, my first desire was to see it happen to a girl.

Who knew that would come so very true years and years later?


That's gonna be a whole lotta water down them joggers...


Told ya!


That's right...just lean back and take it.


A-h-h-h-h...ice cold..f-freezing..knees...n-n-numb...!

The Exhibitionists

Ever since the dawn of my fetish the women have been outnumbered by the idea of the idiotic man just, "Doing it dude!" Which unfortunuately led ot many repeat results on shows like I Bet You Will, or a full show even based around the entire concept, like Jackass! It's then the annoying (untrue) concept of, "The man doing it is funny!" comes into play-haphazardly making such garbage common.

Fortunately, the women who overshadow that sexist idea have come to fruition-


Yes that is a tube of icy hot and...



..DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!



Yea there's a good (great) 2-3 minutes straight of crotch grabs, writhing, rolling, and screaming afterwards-followed by a quick run to the shower.



Yep, she's letting it all go right out there in the middle of the neighborhood street.



Yep, someone's had to have seen that from a window somewhere.

Wedgies

Alright so wedgies alone aren't really my thing (which becomes obvious to me, lest I forget, when I'm surfing any of the forums for it) but it does compliment my voyueristic fetish of seeing girl's panties revealed by literally pulling them right out of her pants.


Take this girl for example, look at the patterns stretch on those things!


And she has the greatest reaction ever, in the form of a completely deadpan, "..ow.."



And that's that's. Surely there's more, but to only touch on things and have even more left around it makes me even happier.  Sure, the epic-next-female-pants-filling-result hasn't come about again yet, but I feel like each day of life brings me closer and closer to when I'm actually the one who creates it.

And oh yes, time to enforce a frustrating new policy-no more direct links in my blogs (with rare exceptions).  If you want the clips, you should have more than enough info from the screencaps to find them.

If there's one thing I'm out to do is encourage such things, and errm...seeing an innocent dare linked to a WAM fetish site might not keep it going too well.


Let's close it with one more shall we?

Gems of Yesteryear-Creamed Corn Girl

It helps to close a blog about stuff that overshadows the bad with the stuff that used to (and still does) back in 2000-2002, a, year in review of sorts.

This gem, very memorably, came to me fresh off of my anger on seeing the same thing happen to a male on IBYW. Amongst 12+ pages of pictures of Korn fans doing otherwise (more in the half naked fat guy range) this lovely woman came about.

The stretchpants, the creamed corn, the thong, the hot latina, the rubbing of her legs, OH! The memories!



Creamed corn girl-compensation before compensation became compensation.




I wonder how pissed off these women would be, seeing as it's been so many years by now, if I were to run into them on the street and just call them by the food they got poured down their pants?

It's always something I've pondered. It's no big deal to the person who just got rid of the food by rinsing down the shower's drain, but seeing as it's a fetish of mines-I'd always think in the back of my head, "Wow, you're the girl who stuffed that entire pizza down your pants!"

Hey guys I'm back!

ALRIGHT-time to rant.

Look at this gallery (or not, especially if you share my dislike for male WAM)
http://www.101kgb.com/jacor-common/globalphotos.html?eventsection=&eventID=26414&first=36

..did you just see that shit?

Not only are they putting shit down ugly fuck dressed in a diaper-look at the salsa thing!

Not one guy..

NO not even two guys..

THREE GUYS! Three contestants all males..all pants fillings.

And just when there seemed to be a slize of hope-the one female contestant (who's not even that attractive anyways) has it put down her SHIRT instead AND the short couldn't be any worse, with her not only very far away, but completely blocked off in view...

Then they have the nerve to tease us by saying, "This contestant was lucky to have it put down her shirt instea d of her pants."

AY! When will the world of WAM ever fix?!

"...the world is cruel and the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased, unprejudiced, fair..."~Two-Face

He's right, he's really right.

When it came to I Bet You Will, was it fair when a pants filling bet was rigged to be only the guy? No, it's wasn't.

When it came to this radio station, and they had trivia where the wrong answer resulted in getting something put into your pants, was it fair when they (933 FM) specifcally made the female cast members sit out?! NO!

So what has been fair? Chance. When one of the first pants fillings results on radio came up, how was it a girl?
Chance:She had to spin a wheel.



When it came down to the one girl who had stuff poured into her shorts on I Bet You Will, what made it happen? Chance:She had to roll two dice, they just happened to both land six.



When this girl also had creamed corn poured into her trousers, what did it come from?
Chance:She had to draw stunts from a hat.


Delicious, the content...and chance.

The best situations, the best results, the best times have all come from chance. Does it mean god's on my side? No...I don't believe in god...not yet, or not enough.



It's chance, that I believe in, though not as arousing as pure will, it's still fair. It's not biased.

50/50.

That's right, chance. Green Beret's getting a change of plans. Rather than deliberaterly ask, it's to now revolve around chance...unbiased, unprejudiced..CHANCE!

And so it's settled, heads-you win 50 dollars, but tails-you're getting something messy poured down your trousers woman...that's it...yea! Maybe it's time I give it a damn name too....50/50? Fill your Pants with Chance?

Clever but not a nice ring, you're either filling your pants pockets with some dough, or your going home with spaghetti sauce in your shoes.

Do you realize what the hell I Bet You Will did to me?! HOW BAD IT CORRUPTED ME?!?!

Do you realize, that almost everytime I see a man with red hair, my mind just can't help but think back to I Bet You Will's first episode?! DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS BACK IN MIDDLESCHOOL TO GET THE IMAGES OF MEN SCREAMING AND GROANIG OUT OF MY HEAD?! The disturbing...nightmares or guys with their pants WIDE OPEN, women nearby who could've done the same..IF ONLY IT WAS FAIR, IF ONLY THE WORLD WERE FAIR....


But oh...it will be. All women, all real, all chance. But as for a timeframe as to when this could happen?

Hell I could do it right now if I wanted to. Just rent a videocamera from the school, get a couple of tapes, buy some food-Dollar Store, Sweetbay, Publix, Save-A-Lot, all walking distance...and a coin, who doesn't have change?

But I can't, not yet...

This project needs one more year, ONE MORE YEAR, if I haven't done it-I'm dead...

I need to get used to this place, feel the areas the females roam, have no fear.

And with me...will come chance...






 

So I was walking today-as usual, not having a car nor bike, and noticed a sign-a BUNCH of signs for ESPN radio.
More walking revealed that these signs led to Hooters, and what appeared to be the station's van was sitting right in front of it.

It's then an urge exploded in me, feuled by years of memories of radio station contests where the girls got something poured down their pants. Or rather curropted to think any radio station should be prone to doing so.

Hooters girls?! A RADIO STATION?! FOOOOOOD?!?!?!

I was right there! Maybe if I ran in with a suggestion, but something inside told me-"No, not yet...this is just foreshadowing." No tickets in sight anyways. A few short ideas ran through my head (like "Splash the Hooter's Girl for Cash" where she would be a human target for you to throw messy food at) but I walked on..

Therefore I...really have no right to complain!

The year is forgotten, but it had to be around 2005-2006, when I discovered a site called makemeking.com (which seems to be defunct now).  They had a dare section, exactly what I was looking for after my terribly failed attempts at tord's forums (and overall bad memories). I wanted one thing, to replace the image of a man pouring spaghetti sauce down his pants, with that of an attractive girl-and that was my key dare. Back at TorD, I was a freak. The memory's almost 5-6 years old, but it's vivid what the admin said-something like, "No one's gonna ruin their pants like that for an internet dare! Geez, the things people are into.." Of course, that same admin turned around and dared the hell out of as many men as she(?) could to stick their penises into whatever....

I left with less morale, but I had to try again! Thus I tried again (years later) on makemeking.com, under the name JannLee-my usual username for fetish related content.  I mentioned IBYW, and the guy who did it, and said how I'd like to see a girl do it now-thus daring one to pour spaghetti sauce down her pants. I dashed right out in fear of the "freak!" crowds ruining my morale (again) and didn't look at it since.

It wasn't until later, while Googling, the term "sauce down her pants" finally brought up some results. My heart pounded like crazy, because it was for real! A girl had finally made history, a girl FINALLY pouring spaghetti sauce down her pants! I clicked on it, and discovered a qoute by a user named JannLee-"I dare girl to pour HOT spaghetti sauce down her pants!" That's me!

Everything but the HOT part which had been edited in by the mods/admins. It became a bittersweet feeling, because although she was what I wanted-I didn't want the sauce to be heated up. Admidst the thoughts of a girl emptying a pot full of spaghetti down her pants, were the distracting thoughts of her privates frying, and all the pain she exhibited.

Discovering it was me who did it, I dived right back into the topic, criticism and all. People loved it! It easily became one of the top videos on the site. She mentioned multiple times how she was fine...down there, and me-well, I discoverd how people misunderstood my request and twisted it into being hot spaghetti sauce. I made a post, praising Soweet and then saying, "I meant straight from the jar, unheated!"

Ay, if only I had less fear, I still wouldn't be waiting for the compensation to I Bet You Will's Premiere Webisode...compensation that's sound simple, yet is so hard to find and hasn't shown up in the 8-9 years of it's existence.

It because of that faithful dare that I seek out daredevils on Youtube (although none of them step up to the plate), and it's because of I Bet You Will I use foods like spaghetti sauce, honey, or molasses (maybe I should do an entry on what compensation I have received?)

Nonetheless, for better or for worse, a short trend begun for at least some time. Soweet put ice down her pants (and shirt) the next, with another girl filling her bra with jello. Things eventually went to hell when an ugly (male) moron (Drewrock) took dares intended for girls out of spite. Even explaining in disturbing detail how he cleaned himself up after some of them to rub it in.  The last straw became a chocolate sauce dare, which read, "I dare a girl to pour chocolate sauce all over herself!" but still ended up mostly a male when it came time for the video.

The usual argument of girls vs. guys doing dares sprung up, and before it was all said and done, the last dare on the site was a girl smearing feces all over herself (dared by the possibly scat fetish having admin) before it's going down completely.

Now that I look back, maybe I orchestrated MakemeKing's destruction
"Insanity is like gravity, all it takes is a little push!"-the Joker

Let's watch the insanity I inspired:


In probably my most fave shot, here's Soweet as she hovers the hot tin (which you can see is being held with a cloth!) over her lady parts.


And naturally, she tips it over-screaming as it runs over those lady parts!


And what follows is an entertaning fit of hoopin' and hollerin' as all the heat slides down her legs.


And as a special bonus-all the sauce makes her pants fall down, giving us a view at her panties!


And what follows is quite possibly the best shot of a casual girl's food messed panties.


And saggy pants!


Amongst all the other debates it began came one for me-Cold vs. Hot. Hot may work on a cartoon, but when it comes to my WAM I definitely like it cold (and safe)! Two more dares for this girl (one of them lighting a newspaper hat on fire while wearing it, making her hair smoke!) and she was officially done.

And that's that. I tried bragging everywhere I could find the clip but discovered-no one really cares if you had the idea for..whatever online...

All in all it's good, but still hot doesn't match my criteria. I've made sure to be clear when it came to the foods that weren't so obvious to pour cold (like mac and cheese, or soup).

     Upon my usual Youtube search of pants-fillings, came a new one in the animated universe!  Just in time for my last big entry about the enjoyment of hot female cartoon characters humilated comes this gem from Disney's Phineas and Ferb-Squirrels in My Pants!

     One of the main (attractive) female characters Candance get's an acorn chucked down the back of her jeans (compliments of an evil looking little girl). Squirrels quickly follow that acorn into her pants, and well-what follows is the greatest depiction of a girl reacting to animals crawling around in her pants in all of cartoon history.


Here comes the nut!


He-he-he!


Here come the squirrels!


!!!


THEY'RE IN THERE!

What follows, is fantastic-painstaking-animation, and an excellent depiction of reactions to a pants filling as she goes all sorts of motions reminiscent of Custard Pants, Hot Sauce Girl (haven't blogged her yet have I?), and more!






She's got that, "auuughhhhghhghgh...now the sauce is running OUT of my pants!" look!


And the squirrels crawl out of her pants.



Thus ends the greatness.  I researched the show and I can't quite find any other pant-filled mishaps for the girl, but I can only hope so for the future-I'm just thankful the idea is there, given me yet again that, "You're not alone!" feeling.

The greatest cartoon pants-filing before this one was Angelica and ice on Rugrats

Of course, pictures alone don't do the greatness justice:
 

I decided perhaps it would be psychogically helpful to post the negative, date resistant thoughts that run through my head with various girls in public (or at school):

I'll Never See Them Again.

Call it silly, but this one runs through my head like Chinese Food through the average stomach.  Based off of past-experience (and my frequency of actually talking to an attractive stranger being once every 3-6 months if lucky) a fear of mines is not seeing the attractive female ever again-thus emphasizing the point of me losing my chance.

Here's a life example-I once talked to an attractive woman on a bench. We made eye contact for quite some time, and it seemed we enjoyed eachother's prescence. I was dead silent on the bus ride home.

I've never seen her again.

They Don't Know I'm Single

Sometimes I get worried that with my quietness they might think I'm resistant to approach from already being taken (which isn't true!)  This is another common excuse I use for myself-not that I feel I'm the one to judge my own looks.  I figured the fact that I'm alone everywhere would maybe be a clue, but it doesn't seem to work.

I Just Don't Know

Let's face it, %90 of anything I say about dating involves this phrase-I just don't know.  Not like I'm scared the girl will rip my head off..it's just..I don't know!

When They're With a Short, Fat, Ugly Guy

Be honest no matter how nice you are, it has to bother you to see such a hot girl with such ugly men.

She's in Public

Probably one of the more obvious ones.  If she's alone (the girl at the busstop/bench was) it's fine, but when I'm surrouned by the entire population of Tampa...it feels like I'm performing in front of these people, just can't help but hold back (plus if you ask me, nothing's more annoying than flirtation in public).


So that's it..all I can think of at least. Is there validity to my statements?(I hope not)  Am I just being crazy, shy, and still hanging onto the way my social status was in highschool? Is one month in Tampa too early to expect a relationship? Am I just reaching the breaking point of having never had a girl/first kiss/close encounter in my life?!

..or am I just feeling the aftereffects of yet another hot dream I wish were real? Who knows..all I know is I'm still single...ladies...wanting to get messy..in Tampa Florida...